Florida’s Seniors

Even if the day is gloomy, this is no reason for disappointment because I’m always with you!

Hello! I’m the happiness fairy. I’ve sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile dammit, that shit’s expensive.

Having a bad day? Don’t worry, it could be worse. You could have visible panty lines and not be wearing underwear.

If anyone is having a bad day, remember that Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800 in 1976. Now it’s worth $ 58,065,210,000.

May your hard times last only as long as a Kardashian marriage.

“Cheer up. Right now, somebody, somewhere is thinking about you naked.”

“When you are feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there’s a moron pushing a door that said pull.”

“Remember Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top w/ no panties and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too.”

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.

“They can’t hurt you unless you let them.”