While taking the interview, the employer asked the candidate:
Employer: So, how long did you work during your’e last job?
Candidate: 30 years
Employer: oh, you look young how old are you
Candidate: 20 years old
The employer was surprised and asked the candidate how she worked 30 years and has only been living for 20 years??
Candidate: Overtime!

Why was the civil engineer’s relationship so unstable? Because there was no truss left!

They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.

What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.

How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.

Do you know what happens if you piss of a pilot? He takes off.

We’ve been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a local bill collector is behind it all.

Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.

Why can’t designated hitters bake pancakes? They also forget the batter.

If an accountant’s spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure? Ask the accountant to talk about their work.