Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings?
A: A walnut.

The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food. Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they’re serving?

Q: What’s a race car’s favorite thing to eat for lunch?
A: Fast food!

I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn’t believe it when I rode pasta.

A guy is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor that he’s worried about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ”Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.” The guy replies, ”Will that keep me from getting sick, Doc?” The doctor says, “No, but it’ll look really pretty in the water.”

Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

A disciple went to his master and said, “I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end.” His master said, “Here, have some chewing gum.”

Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I do not think I should tell you because you might spread it around…

Q: How do you make an egg-roll?
A: You push it!!!