Q: what did one penny say to the other penny?
A: lets get together and make some cents!

Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz

Place: mental hospital
Doctor: what is wrong with you?
Patient: I wrote a 500 page book
Doctor: what did you write about?
Patient: I wrote a king started going to the jungle with his horse and in the last page he arrived at the jungle
Doctor: what did you write in the other 498 page
Patient: tigdik tigdik tigdik
Tigdik tigdik and so on the other 493 pages
Doctor: you idiot. who will read it
Patient: I will put it on watazapp and some idiot will read it

What happend when the duck fell upside-down? He quacked up!

Boy: what’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?
Girl: I don’t know
Boy: you can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna
Girl: what about the pot of glue?
Boy: I knew you’d get stuck there!

A man was in a restaurant one day and then he suddenly realized he had to pass gas! And the music was really loud in the restaurant so he let it out! But, then he realized he was listening to his iPod music

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Do not cry it is only a joke

Hey girl, come feel my sweater. Wanna know what its made of? Boyfriend material.

They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to
judge a tribute band.

Q: What does a cat like to eat with birthday cake? A: Mice cream!