“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”

“It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.”

“The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.”

“If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.”

“because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.”

“If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.”

“I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.”

“You haven’t got a letter on yours,” George observed. “I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid-we know we’re called Gred and Forge.”

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

“I don’t want to die without any scars.”