Florida’s Seniors

You’re one of the most resilient people I know and although that compliment is just words to you right now, I want you to know that to me, you’re representative of the kind of person I strive to be in life.

Problems are like a hurricane, they whip through the air tearing everything up. Wouldn’t it be nice to just once BE the HURRICANE! Not fair.

Don’t take any crap from anyone. Actually ignore the freaks, you’re too good for all of them.

Problems are like chocolate, you’re best to chew them up and digest them as quickly as possible. But too many will give you the runs. So I brought toilet paper. You’re welcome.

You know that crown you usually wear? Well, cheer up or I’ll claim it as mine!

I’m here to wear your crown while your life is in the toilet. I’ll shine it up for you too. I’ll wait patiently until you’re back to your crazy, awesome self.

If you only knew how awesome you are, you’d be happy that you’re sad! I’m tired of being second fiddle, but I’ll help you get that awesomeness back … and take my proper place in second spot behind you Miss Queen.

Let’s go UFO hunting and see if we can get the hell off this planet.

You are the happiest, kindest funniest person I know. For the first time since I’ve known you, you’re failing at that! I’m finally convinced, you are really human.

Let’s pray for revenge. That’s not very nice but it’s better karma take care of this than us!