Florida’s Seniors

You’re not really in bad shape unless your head has spun fully around three times.

Being sad is normal, but being happy is more fun, so I’m gonna try and smack the sad outta ya.

Have you considered a long hot bath to re-group? I know, that’s lame but in my defense, I’m not too bright.

I asked Siri what to do about your situation, you don’t want to hear what she said! She’s a sicko!

I am of the opinion that having an opinion will be ineffective in helping you, thus I’m officially zipping my lips while you rant. Go ahead, rant hard.

Yesterday I cried because you hurt me, today you’re crying because you’ve been hurt. I see a pattern here!

I’m finally out of the basement, you’re officially a bigger handful than I am! Thank you!

So you’ve gone and done it again? Aren’t you tired of trying to be the bigger fail between the two of us?

If you think I’m leaving you alone when you’re this nuts, you’re nuts.

Smile my pretty, it could be worse. We could lose the power of flight rendering our brooms useless.